I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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