But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Randomize
