you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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