OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.