I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
we're so committed to being not committed
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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