I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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