P.S. I can't hear my feet
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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Goodbee
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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