brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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