You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"