she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.