I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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