you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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