you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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