hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
porn star boner night. come get it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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