Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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