Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
They are going to name an STD after you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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