what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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