i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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