do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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