i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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