I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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