As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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