do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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