somebody snuck up and got me drunk
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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