I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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