Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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