she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
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Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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