I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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