What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I will be naked everywhere
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
