I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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