NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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