can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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