Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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