There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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