Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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