She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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