Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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