You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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