at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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