Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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