I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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