HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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