We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
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found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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