She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
operation harelip BJ is a go
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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