I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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