and you said cock pushups were impossible
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
soo... how was my night?
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