You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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