I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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