Pappa wants mamma naked
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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