ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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