Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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